Thoughts I've Thought

-Morbidly obese people tend to be the pickiest most closed-minded eaters. Others have to kind of eat around the picky eater's pickiness if they want to hang out and sup with them.
-Often the fat around obese people exists to kind of keep people at a distance.
-Hoarders cleave to junk; insulating themselves, with piles of filth, from healthy interaction with others. Stuff doesn't love back; people do.
-People with combovers and mullets can't let go of the glory days, which, when finally contemplated, weren't so glorious after all.
-People who are convinced that american cheese is good ("american" in this context does not deserve to be capitalized), often refuse to try artisanal cheeses that were crafted in love.
-People who drink white zinfandel should just stick with a
Alize.
-Atheists present themselves as intellectuals, but the rest of us wonder why they are so emotional about something in which they supposedly don't believe.
-Many people who get angry with the government for economic failure still shop at Wallmart because its cheap and convenient. They don't have solidarity or loyalty with companies who may be less convenient with which to shop, but who promote American made products and small business.
-Why do animal lovers eat at McDonald's?
-Sometimes the best argument non-Christians have against Christianity is that the Bible can't be reliable. They base that notion on a game called telephone that they played, or that they heard of someone playing, in elementary school. There is, however, no comparison between a group of kids who aren't quite sure what's going on, and who are made to whisper something in one another's ears, and people who were bred to reliably, publicly convey a sacred message.
-Cats poop in people's kitchens. The people in whose kitchens cats poop seem to be okay with it. Those same cats lick themselves until their dried spit floats in the air and makes people sick. Cats mostly don't like people.
-Charitable people (people who actively, realistically give to charitable organizations or to people in need) typically are not for governmental run welfare solutions.
-People who tend not to give of their own wealth charitably, tend to promote the taxation of others as a solution to problems of poverty that may or may not exist. (Before you get angry at the last two statements please honestly (and privately so you don't embarrass yourself) evaluate how much you give to charity.
-He who says: "that's not fair" is the guy who wants it a little more fair for himself.
-The guy who claims to be a good tipper isn't.
-When a guy declares his clothes to be comfortable, he is claiming that: He knows his clothing is not fashionable, but that he feels defensive about it; he is insecure about his clothing, but doesn't want you to know that; he wishes he had better fashion sense but is too prideful and ashamed to ask; and is too lazy to care- but he really does care...
-When a female has a new purse or shoes, she will buy whatever you are selling if you mention her cool new items favorably.
-Opera is not really art.
-Opera is very good singing taken too seriously as it parodies drama that is too rich to have really been lived.
-Tae Kwon Do is not deadly except to the clumsy practitioner who thinks it's deadly.
-The accuser is usually the guilty one.
-Recipes who call for bell peppers really wish they were calling for poblanos.
-Watch tan lines are gross.